Some stupid jokes

De todos es conocido el tema de lo sosos que son los chistes ingleses. Ahí van unos cuantos y, de tontos que son, te dan la risa floja.

A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. Finally, one man could stand it no longer. “Hey kid,” he shouted, “why don’t you go outside and play?


Mr Brown: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell in the
wishing well.
Mr. Smith: It works!


You must think I’m a perfect idiot.
No, you’re not perfect.


What’s the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?
A sigh is “oh dear!” A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.


That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.